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What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
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    He's willing to throw those who don't love him into a place of eternal torture...

    What wouldn't Jesus do for a Klondike bar?

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Torture people for eternity.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    He would change water into wine for a wedding!

    ...and other parlor tricks, instead of actually doing something useful like advising the people that the gladiator games, and slavery are immoral -- something he never did.

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