Coop 366
Favorite Answer
For me it is when they try to give you a nudge with their nose, they always miss and hit me with their horn. The doctor bills are getting large, think God for Obamacare.
don_sv_az
The sparkly unicorn feces.
Emily
Nobody ever believes that you actually have one! It's like whenever you bring someone to come see them, they run away!
Dorothy
They never use the bathroom when pooping skittles and they fart rainbows all over the house.
Anna Barachanou
The fact that they don't exist. Appart from that everything is fine.