What's a funny thing a scary hitch hiking clown would write on his sign?

2014-09-28T23:28:18Z

It's for a photography shoot.

?2014-09-29T16:14:43Z

Those without VW Beatles need not stop.
Me and my 45 clown friends need a ride.
I'll let you squeeze my nose if you give me a ride.
Don't be a bozo, pull over and give me a ride.
I'm not a mime - there is a difference!
I'm a clown. I'm funny. Funny how? Give me a ride and find out.

All hat2014-09-29T06:47:54Z

I don't know about that, but once when I was a pilot, I had letterhead made saying "All Hat Airways - Your Ticket Out of This World". People weren't sure how to take that ...

Anonymous2014-09-28T23:37:34Z

I'll give you a sausage for a ride.

Danielle2014-09-28T23:43:21Z

"Give me a ride, we'll have fun!"

Jay R2014-09-29T08:43:26Z

My knife is too dull to do any real harm.

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