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Cornelius
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Cornelius asked in Arts & HumanitiesVisual ArtsPhotography · 7 years ago

What's a funny thing a scary hitch hiking clown would write on his sign?

Update:

It's for a photography shoot.

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Those without VW Beatles need not stop.

    Me and my 45 clown friends need a ride.

    I'll let you squeeze my nose if you give me a ride.

    Don't be a bozo, pull over and give me a ride.

    I'm not a mime - there is a difference!

    I'm a clown. I'm funny. Funny how? Give me a ride and find out.

  • All hat
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    I don't know about that, but once when I was a pilot, I had letterhead made saying "All Hat Airways - Your Ticket Out of This World". People weren't sure how to take that ...

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    I'll give you a sausage for a ride.

  • Danielle
    7 years ago

    "Give me a ride, we'll have fun!"

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  • Jay R
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    My knife is too dull to do any real harm.

  • TheSicilianSage
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    "Anywhere but Detroit"

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