I got separated from my wife in Wal*Mart and can't find her anywhere. I looked on the sporting goods and automotive section, heading towards electronics now but I bet I won't find her there either. Someone please help me find my wife!
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She's in the sandwich section.
Just kidding, she's screwing someone in the bedding aisle. Better go catch her before those fine pillows get soiled.... oh wait... never mind.
That'll be 20$, sir.
Derek
Silly man, she's waiting in the customer service/return line.
Joseph the Second
Look in the Discounted Clothing Aisle. Lots of Wives with clueless Husbands- like to hang out- There. :)
Anonymous
go to the food section. she's by the free sample table stuffing her face with free nachos, cookies and donuts.
seedy history
Which Wal*Mart?