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MentalKayse
MentalKayse asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 6 years ago

I can't find my wife?

I got separated from my wife in Wal*Mart and can't find her anywhere. I looked on the sporting goods and automotive section, heading towards electronics now but I bet I won't find her there either. Someone please help me find my wife!

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  • LilRockerChickadee
    6 years ago

    She's in the sandwich section.

    Just kidding, she's screwing someone in the bedding aisle. Better go catch her before those fine pillows get soiled.... oh wait... never mind.

    That'll be 20$, sir.

  • Derek
    Lv 4
    6 years ago

    Silly man, she's waiting in the customer service/return line.

  • Joseph the Second
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    Look in the Discounted Clothing Aisle. Lots of Wives with clueless Husbands- like to hang out- There. :)

  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    go to the food section. she's by the free sample table stuffing her face with free nachos, cookies and donuts.

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  • seedy history
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    Which Wal*Mart?

  • QuiteNewHere
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    Check the washroom, food section or the McDonalds. in that order

  • ?
    6 years ago

    (hey get off my dick your husband is looking for you on yahoo)

  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    sucks 4 u she is probley f u c king some random guy for the 3rd time today

  • Jay - Rageaholic
    Lv 5
    6 years ago

    was she in the bakery then?

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