Why are doctors so stupid?

First, a little background: I consider myself a fairly healthy person. I spend 20-30 hours a day watching football, and only eat when I'm hungry, in which case I eat 10-12 funnel cakes. I get hungry only about 7 times a day. Also, I only drink liquids when I'm thirsty, in which case I drink 5-8 six packs of beer (which, most of the time, is bud heavy). I only get thirsty about 6 times a day.

So, one day, this guy told me that I should see a doctor, so I did, just to call his bluff. So, when I get there, the doctor walks in, and I already know that this doctor is probably going to be an idiot, since he looks a lot like the kids I took lunch money from in grade school. And boy was I right about him being an idiot. He reminded me of the dumb retards who do books and math and stuff (Michael Bay didn't invent movies for people to spend their days reading dumb words on a stupid page). After I told him about the lifestyle I described to you earlier, and get this, he tells me that it is not "healthy." Isn't that just the dumbest thing you've ever heard in your life?

2015-07-07T06:48:43Z

My lifestyle is totally healthy!

Debbie2016-05-29T03:05:29Z

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Bluzapphire2015-07-06T12:05:00Z

So the doctor correctly told you that your lifestyle was not healthy....so which part makes him stupid?

People like you are the reason I dropped medical. You always want to say doctors are dumb and stupid and not listen to what they have to say but who do you go to when it all comes crashing down and you're having a heart attack or a stroke? THE DOCTORS!!

rockiebattles4112015-07-06T08:59:28Z

I think maybe you should go & have another couple of beers to calm your nerves after the traumatic event you've been through. Don't forget to wash the beers down with a funnel cake or two.

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Anonymous2015-07-06T08:47:13Z

Last I knew there are only 24 hours in a day so you lied in the second sentence.

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Doctors are SO dumb. Totally.

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