If God died, and you were at His funeral, standing next to Jesus, and Jesus was crying?

What would you say to Jesus to console Him? Bear in mind that it's His Dad Who just died.

jas2016-04-19T09:46:24Z

He would never die he created all of us Jesus dies which was his son and he did that out of love

Anonymous2016-04-19T08:59:21Z

It'd say:

Sucks, huh?

Satan2016-04-19T08:56:26Z

Don't worry, he'll be back on Sunday

Anonymous2016-04-19T08:59:58Z

"That is what your dad gets for sticking his wang in a burning bush"

?2016-04-19T08:58:19Z

"He's not suffering now."
"He's in a better place."
"Thank Him that he had that prepaid funeral and burial plan."

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