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my carpenter is a bossy jew asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 5 years ago

If God died, and you were at His funeral, standing next to Jesus, and Jesus was crying?

What would you say to Jesus to console Him? Bear in mind that it's His Dad Who just died.

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  • jas
    5 years ago

    He would never die he created all of us Jesus dies which was his son and he did that out of love

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    It'd say:

    Sucks, huh?

  • Satan
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    Don't worry, he'll be back on Sunday

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    "That is what your dad gets for sticking his wang in a burning bush"

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  • BBagwinds
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    "He's not suffering now."

    "He's in a better place."

    "Thank Him that he had that prepaid funeral and burial plan."

  • ?
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    Bear in your little mind that this is Impossible..

  • wesley
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    God knows his way back from the grave.

  • Cath.Ian
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    And your question is?

  • Dogstar Ascendant
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    "Are you both alive and dead now simultaneously?"

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