What's a Funny Way For a Rooster To Die?

2016-10-22T07:59:10Z

I'm writing a comedy and a guy is telling a story of his cock (rooster) dying. I want to give the rooster a name. It can literally die any way imaginable.

Anonymous2016-10-22T07:59:52Z

Refarted
Repooped

Anonymous2016-10-22T08:17:24Z

There is nothing funny about death.
Not for any living creature.
Not if you have any kindness or empathy in you.

Anonymous2016-10-22T07:59:25Z

Its impossible for death to be funny

Max Hoopla2016-10-22T08:04:59Z

Ask the rooster.

2016-10-22T08:32:13Z

crossing the road

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