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♀Ʀɘȡ♀ ΑζЯӕᶅϨ∂ƙƱᶉᶐ asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 5 years ago

What's a Funny Way For a Rooster To Die?

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I'm writing a comedy and a guy is telling a story of his cock (rooster) dying. I want to give the rooster a name. It can literally die any way imaginable.

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Refarted

    Repooped

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    There is nothing funny about death.

    Not for any living creature.

    Not if you have any kindness or empathy in you.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Its impossible for death to be funny

  • Max Hoopla
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    Ask the rooster.

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    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    crossing the road

  • Anaida Rustom
    5 years ago

    KFC.

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