Do you often struggle with convincing one of your friends to go lesbian?

I am trying to convince my friend to go lesbian for another friend and was wondering if anyone else has this problem.

Trinity2017-03-14T02:39:38Z

oHHH my gosh I know. I'm not actually forcing my friend to be anything! I know I can't turn her gay. I know people are either born gay, or they're not. Trust me, i'm aware.. I don't know what she is, or isn't, and it doesn't matter to me, whatever it is. It's an ongoing inside joke type thing. She knows about it and is okay with it, she knows I'm not for real. I don't try turning anyone gay. I know that's not how it works.
Tbh, I guess I just figured that people could decipher what's a joke and what's not, because this is like, quite obviously a joke. I swear you could sense the sarcasm in that question from a mile away, but I guess not. -_-
Pretty much TAKE A CHILL PILL because this whole thing is an inside joke and (obviously, I thought) sarcastic. Okay? Okay. Settled.

?2017-03-11T22:48:48Z

When someone is lesbian, they're born that way, it isnt a choice. You cant "go lesbian". Just let your friend make their own decisions. It isnt possible to become lesbian, you're either born that way, or you're not. If she isnt attracted to your other friend, she can't control it. It would never be real love if it was forced, and she wouldnt really be gay if it was forced. I'd recommend to just stop trying, its never gonna work, and its her life, not yours.

Anonymous2017-03-11T22:47:34Z

It is not your call. It is not my call.

Sasha Whitefur2017-03-11T22:37:40Z

Stop, it cannot be done.