How do i increase the volume of my farts? Side questions: I have p*ss drunk AND high two nights ago, and kinda drunk and high last night,?

Would there be any side affects in my performance as a sociable human being? I'm a 17 year old senior and my graudation is in like 5 days, and I'm just livin'it up dawg. Like I just never get high and drunk i guess but recently i have been because idk im probably nervous, I'm also pretty smart too because I got into Occidental College in LA and my grades are pretty good im just getting high af and drunk recently probably because I''m chillin with the football players and theyre tryna get me to grind and shiii, idk man i just feel weird

polly2017-05-07T19:05:23Z

By taking a combination of laxatives & sleeping pills before you go to bed each night.