If the Gates of Hell opened up on Earth, what would you do?

Not like in a Biblical sense, but more Doom 3 style. Hellknights, Imps, Zombies and swooping demons everywhere. Let's assume you're at home when this happens. What's your gameplan? Do you pray? Do you fight? Do you flee? How?

2017-08-25T04:58:08Z

Like what I'd do is grab my shotgun and my sword and fight my way to my girlfriend and my family, we bless our weapons and bullets with holy water and squirt guns with consecrated sulfuric acid. The goal would be to fight our way to the nearest church, preferably one with concrete walls and a cellar.

2017-08-25T05:05:07Z

Again, assume we are NOT talking about what the Bible says. We're talking hypothetical fiction. DND style.

Anonymous2017-08-25T05:06:34Z

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I grab a chainsaw, cut off my hand and strap the chainsaw to it. Then I load up my shot gun, saw muzzle off it and begin kicking butt.

Ricardo2017-08-25T12:35:51Z

If the Gates of Hell opened up on Earth, what would you do?

- Divorce her, just like I did.

Seaside Roses2017-08-25T08:18:26Z

I fight, but it's a spiritual war, so I use spiritual warfare, such as trust and faith in Jesus Christ, and using my authority in Him to command demons, etc.

Angel2017-08-25T05:14:19Z

Seduce a demon and have them protect me or just do what Sam and Dean do in Supernatural.

?2017-08-25T04:59:05Z

I would call 911 because it would mean something is wrong with my brain.

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