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If the Gates of Hell opened up on Earth, what would you do?
Not like in a Biblical sense, but more Doom 3 style. Hellknights, Imps, Zombies and swooping demons everywhere. Let's assume you're at home when this happens. What's your gameplan? Do you pray? Do you fight? Do you flee? How?
Like what I'd do is grab my shotgun and my sword and fight my way to my girlfriend and my family, we bless our weapons and bullets with holy water and squirt guns with consecrated sulfuric acid. The goal would be to fight our way to the nearest church, preferably one with concrete walls and a cellar.
Again, assume we are NOT talking about what the Bible says. We're talking hypothetical fiction. DND style.
7 Answers
- Anonymous4 years agoFavorite Answer
I grab a chainsaw, cut off my hand and strap the chainsaw to it. Then I load up my shot gun, saw muzzle off it and begin kicking butt.
- RicardoLv 74 years ago
If the Gates of Hell opened up on Earth, what would you do?
- Divorce her, just like I did.
- Seaside RosesLv 54 years ago
I fight, but it's a spiritual war, so I use spiritual warfare, such as trust and faith in Jesus Christ, and using my authority in Him to command demons, etc.
- AngelLv 64 years ago
Seduce a demon and have them protect me or just do what Sam and Dean do in Supernatural.
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- Anonymous4 years ago
I keep a team of vampires on hand to deal with this.
- 4 years ago
"If the Gates of Hell opened up on Earth, what would you do?" "Zombies"
It's important to shoot the zombies in the head. Shooting the other parts of their bodies won't slow them down. They want to eat you.
