What are some ways i can make fun of my friend who wears the same hat everyday?

So far my friends and I have said some retarded **** such as:
1) hey man, where do you buy your hats?
2) hey man, I like your hat
3) yo *****, did u get a haircut?
4) I bet your hat closet is just filled to the brim

None of this is super funny, but it's the subtle, retardedly, pointlessly funny remarks we say that just makes me happy.
(as a preface, I am most definitely Projecting; no need for a psychological analysis)
HELP

Anonymous2017-09-30T05:19:47Z

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Either you're secretly bald, or that hat has been surgically attached to your head.... Which is it? Oh wait. I feel so stupid!
You're obviously dating each other. Whats the sex like? Just curious.

?2017-09-30T04:24:02Z

Anti humor is best humor

?2017-09-30T03:36:45Z

Dumb.

Dumber.

This.

?2017-09-30T03:32:05Z

Seriously?

Matthew2017-09-30T03:19:48Z

its a dark red and gray hat.