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What are some ways i can make fun of my friend who wears the same hat everyday?

So far my friends and I have said some retarded **** such as:

1) hey man, where do you buy your hats?

2) hey man, I like your hat

3) yo *****, did u get a haircut?

4) I bet your hat closet is just filled to the brim

None of this is super funny, but it's the subtle, retardedly, pointlessly funny remarks we say that just makes me happy.

(as a preface, I am most definitely Projecting; no need for a psychological analysis)

HELP

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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Either you're secretly bald, or that hat has been surgically attached to your head.... Which is it? Oh wait. I feel so stupid!

    You're obviously dating each other. Whats the sex like? Just curious.

    Source(s): Every time he wears that hat, ride him with the dating angle. "Hey, you've got your significant other along. How you guys doing?" "So... Who's the top in your relationship? I bet the hat is..." "Have you been introduced to your hat's parents yet?" "Do they realize the two of you are having a serious bromance?"
  • 4 years ago

    Anti humor is best humor

  • Dave
    Lv 5
    4 years ago

    Dumb.

    Dumber.

    This.

  • 4 years ago

    Seriously?

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  • 4 years ago

    its a dark red and gray hat.

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