Anonymous
Egg Jerry Jones' house. Go down to the Dallas County Jail and get Cowpies players to sign autographs during their perp walk. Piss on Tex Schramm's grave. Hang out at the Round Up Saloon with Jason Garrett and Dak Prescott.
Anonymous
masturbate
Bob
Cow tipping
Brent P
Probably the wrong place to go for English lessons
Eron_17
Eat at Gloria's (Salvadorian Restaurant) - one of the best!