A piece of rope slithers into a bar....?

2017-10-12T19:55:41Z

and jumps up on a bar stool. The bartender looks over and says: "Hey! We don't serve little pieces of rope here!"
Well, this really upset the little piece of rope, and he jumped off the bar stool and went into the restroom and got himself all tied in knots and frayed at the ends. After a while the rope went back out and the bartender said "Aren't you that little piece of rope I told we don't serve little pieces of rope here!"
The rope responded "I'm a frayed knot!!

megalomaniac2017-10-12T19:51:37Z

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I'm afraid not (though maybe I spelled that wrong).

?2017-10-14T20:54:55Z

I'm looking to make some fresh ties.

Big Kahuna2017-10-12T22:57:39Z

Sorry,rope,you're still underage.

?2017-10-12T22:19:46Z

An Aussie macadamia rolls into a bar........goes into the kitchen and throws himself into a pan until he sizzles.....
The macadamia says "I'm a fried nut."

Anonymous2017-10-12T21:21:40Z

Very nice. Clean too!

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