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A piece of rope slithers into a bar....?

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and jumps up on a bar stool. The bartender looks over and says: "Hey! We don't serve little pieces of rope here!"

Well, this really upset the little piece of rope, and he jumped off the bar stool and went into the restroom and got himself all tied in knots and frayed at the ends. After a while the rope went back out and the bartender said "Aren't you that little piece of rope I told we don't serve little pieces of rope here!"

The rope responded "I'm a frayed knot!!

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  • 4 years ago
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    I'm afraid not (though maybe I spelled that wrong).

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    snake maggot worm!!

  • James
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    I'm looking to make some fresh ties.

  • 4 years ago

    The barman said Get knotted.

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  • Martin
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    Ya mean snakes into a bar

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Some people are toooo sweet on themselves... butt, we won't mention any ....

  • 4 years ago

    Sorry,rope,you're still underage.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    An Aussie macadamia rolls into a bar........goes into the kitchen and throws himself into a pan until he sizzles.....

    The macadamia says "I'm a fried nut."

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Very nice. Clean too!

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    And,gets pick up..trashed..and slithers no more..Gone never to be seen again..the best..choked it to death.

    Trust..nobody gives a dam..of the ropes..that slither.~*

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