The time I almost had a stepmom?
By the time I almost had anybody even remotely fitting into the then void position of a stepmom, I was 29 years old.
And I convinced my dad to get away from her.
She's fat, she has a horrible diet of processed junk, she has diabetes,
her son is in prison for as long into the future as the Vietnam war is in the past...
She's stupid with a degree in Arkansas...
Her job description is to have people sign away their rights to compensation while they see the looney tunes standing in front of them, in a recovery room, high under anesthesia...
She has been married and divorced 3 times,
and her father was abusive to her.
Come on, let's go.
What do you think about what I did?