The time I almost had a stepmom?

By the time I almost had anybody even remotely fitting into the then void position of a stepmom, I was 29 years old.

And I convinced my dad to get away from her.

She's fat, she has a horrible diet of processed junk, she has diabetes,

her son is in prison for as long into the future as the Vietnam war is in the past...

She's stupid with a degree in Arkansas...

Her job description is to have people sign away their rights to compensation while they see the looney tunes standing in front of them, in a recovery room, high under anesthesia...

She has been married and divorced 3 times,

and her father was abusive to her.

Come on, let's go.

What do you think about what I did?