Anonymous
Nope. That would reflect poorly on me more than her.
I call her by her name, generally.
?
Nope, I respect , love and cherish my wife, that would be rude,
Tom
I'm not married, but if I were I would never refer to my wife that way. What you are describing sounds more like what we see in sitcoms or tv shows.
Dimple
in The Shining... jack nicholson refers to shelly as "the old sperm bank"
BOBBER
wife or my better half