I am really scared. I am home alone and I think there is someone coming to get me. Please tell me things to take my mind off the scariness?

Hello it's me Satan I'm watching you from under the bed I am behind your couch I am in your closet I am inside your refrigerator I am where your food drawer is I'm in your bathroom in fact I am everywhere!

The only thing that I fear is The Sovereign Lord Jehovah and his son Jesus Christ. I'm sure glad that you don't know how to call on them or I would have been long gone...Show more

Call the police and get a bunch of big and bulky guys to hang out on your front lawn - invite them over for a party or a barbecue....Show more

Are you hot?
If so, yes you are in danger.
Us ugly people don't have anyone coming in to get us....Show more

There, there, cupcake, there, there....Show more

Too late. Look behind you....Show more