I am really scared. I am home alone and I think there is someone coming to get me. Please tell me things to take my mind off the scariness?

Hello it's me Satan I'm watching you from under the bed I am behind your couch I am in your closet I am inside your refrigerator I am where your food drawer is I'm in your bathroom in fact I am everywhere!

The only thing that I fear is The Sovereign Lord Jehovah and his son Jesus Christ. I'm sure glad that you don't know how to call on them or I would have been long gone

It's me I'm coming to get you

I'd be more worried about Pennywise the Clown, Freddie Krueger or the Bogey Man in your cupboard, under your bed and in the shadows.

Call the police and get a bunch of big and bulky guys to hang out on your front lawn - invite them over for a party or a barbecue.

Are you hot?

If so, yes you are in danger.

Us ugly people don't have anyone coming in to get us.

There, there, cupcake, there, there.

Look on the bright side.

If it's a hippo like me coming for you, it'll all be over very quickly.

no

Too late. Look behind you.

And you thought that switching on your computer, logging in to Yahoo Answers and typing in this question would be quicker and smarter than calling 911, huh?