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6 AnswersPolitics7 months agoWho shoulda I vote for in this emection.?
Who shoulda I vote for in this emection.?
I have a vote or something. Which means I decides who is presimwnt or something. There is some guy called tump who is the current king or whatever. He is a nazi who is going to blow up a volcanoe with an a bomb. I’ll put him on the maybe list. Another guy going for it is a dead guy. Or not dead, but like nearly which means the next in line is a black chick. She has a laugh like a hyena.. like seriously. I think I’ll vote for her. Who will you vote for?
3 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 months agoWho shoulda I vote for in this emection.?
I have a vote or something. Which means I decides who is presimwnt or something. There is some guy called tump who is the current king or whatever. He is a nazi who is going to blow up a volcanoe with an a bomb. I’ll put him on the maybe list. Another guy going for it is a dead guy. Or not dead, but like nearly which means the next in line is a black chick. She has a laugh like a hyena.. like seriously. I think I’ll vote for her. Who will you vote for?
4 AnswersElections8 months agoBraking NEWS Braking News! Trump has stoke?
I am herring reports that the Orange man has just had a stoke. See what happens when you fight BLM? We give you stokes. We will now see him slurring his words and falling over like an idiot. That is the way I saw him. A stoke! Ha! Good enough for him...it’ll happen you too if you continue to fight BLM. Agmit it your a racist. black power!
6 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 months agoShould I allow BLM people’s into my house.?
They have surrounded my house cause I refused to to the BLMhand sign at work. I put my hand out but forgot to make a fist. I had my palm flat and pointed downward. This seemed to drive them mad. Now they are around my house trying to get in and shouting hazy. Do you think if I let them it it would calm them and they would stop and tell me what I dis?
8 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 months agoI was thinking of voting for Joe Bidden and that?
There has been too much lock down. The demomats have kepted us in lockdown for like 6 months or something. Like all th people’s in my town are unemployed now cause of the lockdowns which Bidden is organising. Then the riots started. My brother lost his hand in them. I can’t leave my house and that. Do you think if I just vote for the Bidden guy, the Wouk stop all this? I mean would him winning placate them and stop them organising riots and lockdowns?
10 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 months agoWhat is an election?
Was reading that there is an emection or something coming up in November. I heard that I have to vote this time. I need to vote for a Bidden guy or else I will die. But what if Bidden loses still ? Will I still die Olof I vote for Bidden and he loses? Why will I die? Also who will kill me?
6 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 months agoWho is Corona that died?
The remot broke and like the TV was like stuck on a news channel called CNM or something. They was going on about someone called Corona that died or something. Showed the hospital ward where she died and all. Even Trump ( the presiment) says he knows a drug that can save her. Who is this corona chick and why haven’t I heard of her. ?
7 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 year agoEverybody is going on about corona. Or something. What is that.. they won’t let me leave my house. They tell me they do shoot me if I go ou?
And that. Who is this corona? Why does he has the power to keep me in my house and that? I diss nothing. Why I in prison. I don’t have any beer or ganja. What am I going to do? I will put up a bounty of $15 for anyone with information leading to the arrest of this corona guy.
8 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 year agoI have been in a monestary retreat for 3 months. Just came out. It’s been weird. The streets are deserted.?
The few people I met ran away from me. I went home. Now I have a bad cough and temperature but my doctor isn’t answering his phone. What is going on? Does anyone know a doctor that I can speak to?
9 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 year agoI have cough and high temps. I travelled to Northern Italy there last week. I think I caught Corona virus thing while on the internet ?
I was chatting online to someone who had it. I think I caught it off the internet. I am now in hiding cause I reads on the internet and that that they take you away if you have it. Is this true?
3 AnswersRespiratory Diseases1 year agoRight, the remote fell and went off MTV onto some show about guys fighting (not really) with words to win presimency. Lots of guys were in ?
So these guys were talking and roaring at each other. One guy had the same name as some channel on Tv. He seemed to have loads of money. There were 2 other old guys. One seemed to be demented. The other guy promised me loads of free stuff. My girfriemd told me that I have a say in this. I have to go somewhere and register or something and I get to decide who wins. Right, get this:. The winner fights Donald trump and that! And I gets to decide. So who should I pick? The Bernie guy is promising me all sorts of stuff. Who should I decide ?
3 AnswersElections1 year agoWhat is the Mulder imvestimation that is on the news and stuff? They is worried about Russia or maybe or maybes Australia or something?
Voting in America election . They are also talking about Donald Trump as well. Isn’t he the guy that played the Apprectice in the Apprectice? Why is TV shows on the news now. Can someone’s explains what is going on I confused
1 AnswerCurrent Events3 years agoWhen will World War 2 ever end?
5 AnswersHistory3 years agoprof of god is what’s you’all want ? Is it! Is it? Well, I can profs it for you all.... send your names and address (not email your actuall?
Land address and i’ll Come round and show you prof. I’ll show ya permanent prof! I’ll arrange for you to meet god in person ! Hahahahahababa
13 AnswersReligion & Spirituality3 years agoSo there was this meeting of athemists in my town. It was like a confernence or something. So I decided to like infiltrate it to get?
Info and stuff and pass it onto god. Might make it easier to get into heaven. So I gets a fake mustache and like a cloak. I did some research on the internets and they wear fedoras so I gets a fedora and head in. They like ask me my name.... so I says ‘am am Richard Darwin . Yeah that’s a good athemist name’ I like try to make conversation to like blend in. I shouts God isn’t real morons’ but then security said to calms down. Now I is in the toilets and all. So 2 wuestioms? What should I say to blend in better? Also when does their sacrifice begin? It’s been an hour now and no baby sacrifice .... help
5 AnswersReligion & Spirituality3 years ago