Now that Trump has made the world "safe" from Kim Kong's nukes?
What's his next magical trick? A cure for cancer? Will hunger and starvation be eliminated? Will he unveil a new faster-than-light space drive, that he's been working on at Mar-a-Lago between rounds of golf?
The press must have gotten it wrong when they said he got his bachelor's from Wharton. It was actually a master's from Hogwarts.