Now that Trump has made the world "safe" from Kim Kong's nukes?

What's his next magical trick? A cure for cancer? Will hunger and starvation be eliminated? Will he unveil a new faster-than-light space drive, that he's been working on at Mar-a-Lago between rounds of golf?

The press must have gotten it wrong when they said he got his bachelor's from Wharton. It was actually a master's from Hogwarts.

Weasel McWeasel2018-06-15T13:30:25Z

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Yes, by signing a vague, iffy , nebulously worded document... Trump has single handedly, stopped any threat from the 1,000 of missles and who knows how many Nukes pointed at Seoul.

Kim will immediately just dump all those missles into the sea...........and forget the Whole crazy idea, of building arms.

For his next trick........he is going to snap his fingers and make all the plastic in the oceans disappear.

and for the grand finale......he will reverse climate change across the globe.....by signing another document!

He's brilliant, isn't he?

Anonymous2018-06-15T04:38:35Z

He will repeal Obamacare with the exact same thing only he’ll rebrand it, “trumpcare” and call it a win.

Liberal Douche2018-06-15T03:37:18Z

Hopefully a hanging for Clinton and the deep state collaborators at DOJ and FBI

Anonymous2018-06-15T03:36:52Z

He will invent a new condom ribbed for his pleasure.

Anonymous2018-06-15T03:35:30Z

He put Iran’s nukes back on the table.

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