What should I call the union between my characters in my fantasy novel?

Crow and Andrew merge together to become even more powerful. They walk the way of the Summer's Eve female hygiene product. What should I call this powerful being they transform into when they become a granfalloon of asshatery, a confederacy of choads?

The intrepid protagonist stares in awe with a shaking sword after Crow and Andrew transforms.

The protagonist whispers. "O brave new world! Which has such jackasses in it!"

Anonymous2018-07-18T16:44:36Z

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Yet, when all is said and done, combined they know infinitely more about writing for publication--and how to behave online without being considered a childlish arsewipe--than you do.

Can you not see that you're humiliating yourself by acting like a pre-teen when you're in your twenties?