How do I get a quarter out of my as-s-hole?

Anonymous2018-11-22T19:26:46Z

This too, shall "pass"

pit bulls bite2018-11-14T13:52:19Z

f a r t

Anonymous2018-11-14T13:51:59Z

Tell your s.o., or wife or husband that you need a quarter and for that person to STOP being an a.hole - simple! eh?

joe2018-11-14T09:57:09Z

if it doesnt come out when you have to poop, go to the ER because that coin can rip your colon or become a cork. and when i say poop DO NOT FORCE IT!!!! thats how you get your sphincter torn. you can try to get ina and grab it and pull it out but that can just shove it up deeper which is worse. your body knows better than your mind does it knows it shouldnt be there and it will do its own natural reaction to it and might fight you along the way if you go fishing for it. at times like that a Dr is needed or you risk serious injury and sepsis. just relax. you got it in there it will come back out. even if you ate it and thats how it got in there, you will still poop it out or it will need to be removed by someone who knows what they are doing