Fartin' on the first date?

Question

So, I was just wondering how appropriate farting on the first is.

Example:

Last night I went out with this excruciating hot piece meat (aka a homosapien male figure) and he was hot. Anyways, meanwhile when we were downing excess amounts of malt beer, I suddenly felt my stomach bubbling, followed by a shart feeling within my panties. So, since we hit it off so well, I thought- hell, why not just let her rip natural. So, I just farted out of pure instinct.

So, was this a faulty thing to do? Did I lose my chances of a second date? (Guys perspective wanted!).

Anonymous · Answer

Yes

Anonymous · Answer

If you gotta fart, let it out girl. Everyone does it

Kenny · Answer

Farting is nothing compared to finding out you have a penis .

Anonymous · Answer

You short-circuited the whole fart-approval ritual! You're supposed to date for a while, then wait for the moment you are both in a goofy mood. The man farts. You laugh. He knows it's safe. Game on.
Oh boy. You women are in such a hurry these days.

Vincent · Answer

Depends how drunk I am. You better hope I'd forget. If you feel like this is OK on a first date already, what else would I have to expect down the road? (just my thought train).

Anyway, how did he react?

Fartin' on the first date?

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