What disgusting thing do you like to when no-ones looking?
When i wake up in the night for a piss, i do it in the sink. This way i don't have to turn any lights on or open my eyes, i can piss freely without having to worry about aim, and get back to my bed with the satisfying feeling that iv'e done something unacceptable and yet, no-one in the real world will ever know.
I rinse the sink with hot water and soap after, i'm not a monster.
What disgusting, or socialy unacceptable thing do you like to do in secret?
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