Okay, I'm here to take your statement. Can you please tell me in your own words why you were kicked out of that supermarket again?

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You're wasting your time officer.  For behold! It is I, K*MAC, international man of mystery.  No prison can hold me!  Even now, as we speak, someone is browsing a personal hygiene product that I have tampered with in a most depraved and devious way. But what?  And how?  Any why?  The last question...that will take some time to answer...and perhaps the use of finger puppets to aid the discussion.  I will need popsicle sticks, craft glue and many hues of the finest felt....Show more

They didn't like me using the security camera as a shaving mirror.

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because i didn't have any clothes on....Show more

In the movies, whenever someone starts to sing and dance, everyone else joins in and it's so jolly and nice!

Evidently, KROGER thinks it's disruptive and a public nuisance and bad for business.

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i never been kicked out of one...Show more