Chris
tell them you will be the banker, than take all the money and shove it down your pants than put on a video from xhamster. You will never be invited back
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Use a calculator if you’re having problem with math.
As for poker, it’s a pretty simple game as long as you remember what beats what and what you’re odds are of getting the cards you need.
blackgrumpycat
Don't play poker or monopoly. Tell people it isn't your thing. Try to find a math class in the future to brush up your skills.