Your date is hot, slender, well dressed, awesome butt, great at conversation BUT at your place they had a horrendous dump. It took them 10 minutes of flushing to get rid of. As you go in after despite the window being open the stench makes the air weep and is making the bath tiles peel off.
Would you still feel attracted ?
Burgoo
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that would make me so wet, i would ask him to squat over me for a cleveland steamer
Brandon C
Troll grade B: You get solid points for not posting anon and the post being pretty funny. Hilarious delivery of your story and vivid description of how gross this poop is was appropriate. But you made it obvious which knocked you down to a B.
Dave
Everyone poops. There is even a children's book about it, you clearly need to read it.