Could your dates DUMP destroy your attraction ?

that would make me so wet, i would ask him to squat over me for a cleveland steamer

Troll grade B:  You get solid points for not posting anon and the post being pretty funny. Hilarious delivery of your story and vivid description of how gross this poop is was appropriate.  But you made it obvious which knocked you down to a B.  

Everyone poops. There is even a children's book about it, you clearly need to read it.