I was sitting under my Mango Tree and one of the fruits dropped onto my head?
I now feel compelled to write an extremely accurate and Earth shattering scientific equation. I notice E=MC² is already taken so I'm in a quest to see if the COVID-19 can travel faster than the speed of light.
I'm now working day & night on a formula that will express how long it takes for a Chinese rubber band to turn into gum when exposed to oxygen.