a polar bear just escaped at my local zoo. It is running in the direction of my 6th year old son. WHAT SHOULD I DO ?
PLEASE HELP
PLEASE HELP
Elaine M
Leave the kid, the bear won't chase you.
F
Run! It’s a myth about not being able to outrun a bear. You don’t need to. You just need to outrun someone else in your party.
In your case you should easily beat you 6 year old.
daniel g
Get out of moms basement and get a life.
Jim
If in TX: draw your 44 and shoot the bear. Be written up in the papers as a hero for saving your child, being a good shot, gun rights, and the American way!
If in Alaska: shoot the bear, and have a BBQ with your friends. Make a nice blanket.
If in CA: Let the kid be eaten. Besides, it would take too long to get into your gun safe. And, if you took the gun outside you'd get arrested on a number of counts! Be written up in the papers as a hero for caring about wild animals, and reducing the population to a sustainable level.
Anonymous
troll, go back under your bridge.