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a polar bear just escaped at my local zoo. It is running in the direction of my 6th year old son. WHAT SHOULD I DO ?
PLEASE HELP
9 Answers
- Anonymous3 weeks ago
Take a video. Upload to Youtube. Share link.
- FLv 73 weeks ago
Run! It’s a myth about not being able to outrun a bear. You don’t need to. You just need to outrun someone else in your party.
In your case you should easily beat you 6 year old.
- 3 weeks ago
So your six year old son is about to be attacked by a Polar Bear and will die as a result and what you do is log onto Yahoo Answers.
I am not sure you are a troll. There are a lot of bad parents out there and you may very well be one of them. I suspect you also posted what was happening on Facebook and may even tweeted about it.
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- Anonymous3 weeks ago
Your 6th year old son? I'd grab the other five of the litter and let the bear have one of them.
- Anonymous4 weeks ago
As I recall, you should kick him in the ice hole.
- JimLv 74 weeks ago
If in TX: draw your 44 and shoot the bear. Be written up in the papers as a hero for saving your child, being a good shot, gun rights, and the American way!
If in Alaska: shoot the bear, and have a BBQ with your friends. Make a nice blanket.
If in CA: Let the kid be eaten. Besides, it would take too long to get into your gun safe. And, if you took the gun outside you'd get arrested on a number of counts! Be written up in the papers as a hero for caring about wild animals, and reducing the population to a sustainable level.
- Anonymous4 weeks ago
troll, go back under your bridge.