It'll curl your toes / When they stick the swab / Up your nose.
By OTTO
1=sucks...10=fantastic!!
* comments welcome, of course (eg "Best poem ever, Otto" or "Gee that really rings true, Otto" or "Give up poetry and get back to scrubbing toilets, Otto")
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Questions like yours I'll say,
Is why Yahoo Answers is going away.
Anonymous
(sound of retching emanating from the toilet)
Donnie Porko
Kind of moot now since covid tests don’t need to go up that far anymore. Now it’s just about half inch to an inch inside your nose.
Now, it’s anal swab tests. Maybe you can write a poem about that instead.