I failed my road test for the tenth time today so I'm committing suicide in 33 minutes, is there anything you want to tell me before I go?

I feel so undesirabe and useless, especially compared to this younger, prettier, and fitter neighbor of mine who zooms past me everyday at the bus stop, jsut to remind me I can't pass a test meant for kids two to three years younger than i am well i wouldn't have that worry anymore for I'm gonna have my final midnight snack and it's Carbon Monoxide in a few 

Audrey2021-04-07T10:16:58Z

If you failed 10 times you are doing the world a favor by staying off the roads.  Go buy a box of bus tokens.

Anonymous2021-04-07T09:12:18Z

Goodbyyyyyyyye🖕

Andy C2021-04-07T04:53:10Z

If you don't have a license,  how are you going to gas yourself in a car?

Ask your younger,  prettier neighbor?

Do you have her number.

Anonymous2021-04-07T03:56:27Z

Nope... Go right ahead. We're overstocked on needy, neurotic, attention whóres anyway, so your sacrifice will only improve the gene pool.

Lynnmarie2021-04-07T03:35:10Z

Whoa!  Being a lousy driver is no reason to do yourself in.  Ever heard of public transportation?  Many New Yorkers never drive at all.   And so what if you aren't  the prettiest or the fittest?  You have a bad case of scrambled priorities.  Read the New Testament.  Start with the Gospel of John.  There are answers to life's problems in the Bible.  Ask Jesus to save you.  He loves you.  Follow Him as best you can.  Pray.  Look up Philippians 4:6-8.