Are you going to miss the Christmas questions on here?

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I am going to miss everything on here. It is a dark year. 2021 is worse then 2020. In 2020 we had a pandemic. In 2021 we lost Yahoo Answers. ...Show more

Absolutely. 
 
This is my favorite section. Questions like:
 
"What if I get Polio on Christmas and cannot celebrate". 
or 
"The Mailman Ran Over my Stuffed Santa, Can I Sue". 
or 
"I enjoyed Christmas and it was really nice but I did not see as much family this year as normal, can I still count it as a good Christmas". 
or 
"What if I enjoy Christmas but some of the day is sad, can I count it as a good Christmas". 
or 
"What do I do if I have a heart attack on Christmas since the hospitals will be closed"
or 
"What do people do when someone breaks into their house on Christmas when the police are closed for the holiday". 
or 
"What if I have a house fire on Christmas Eve when the Fire Department is closed". 
or 
"What if I have body odor on Christmas and no one will see me because of it"
or 
"What if I am in a coma on Christmas and so am not aware it is Christmas". 
The list goes on and on and on and on and on........................
  
The only one I did not like was the death announcement for the true Christmas Troll. He posted with that name and I was always entertained by his "What If" scenarios. However, he feared disappointment at the holidays and many other painful life chapters and he masked it with a Christmas Obsession. Sadly in January 2018 the questions stopped. Christmas had committed suicide on January 29, 2018. He was 21 years old. 
 
RIP Christmas Troll
 
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No. That horrible Christmas troll will not be missed....Show more