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What would you like to be written on your gravestone?

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  • 2 decades ago
    Favorite Answer

    "Wow, I found the one place I could smoke, and no one can bug me about it."

    or

    "I guess I don't have to pay taxes now"

    or

    "If you hear screaming, dig fast"

    or

    "Here lies Tendersighs, with flowers at her feet.

    She lived in Florida to long, and couldnt take the heat."

    I don't like the last one. How about...

    "ahhhhh, quiet at last."

    no, no....

    "But you said the last one there is a rotten egg; you didnt say anything about this"

    hmmmmm or

    "Ok guys, the jokes over....dig me up now."

  • 2 decades ago

    Yahoo! Answers Addict. Died from lack of sleep. She couldn't get off Yahoo! Answers.

  • 2 decades ago

    At the moment it would be:

    What a waste of life... so much more to give X

  • 2 decades ago

    U2

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  • 2 decades ago

    Here lies Molly - buried in a Y-shaped coffin!!!!

  • 2 decades ago

    She LIVED!!!

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    Don't step on my nuts!

  • 2 decades ago

    at least i got plenty of food(oups nasty}

  • 2 decades ago

    This is not a toilet!

  • 2 decades ago

    (R.I.P) or rest in peace

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