do you know something funny?

My best friend's brother, Jake, is a really nice guy, a little shy but very playful when you get to know him. This story involves him.

It was a birthday celebration in Soho London and a bunch of twenty-something lads were out boozing and enjoying themselves, English guys can tend to overdo the drinking let it be said. An Indian restaurant had been booked and the revelers tucked in to huge piles of delicious food (I think it was Indian maybe Thai or most likely Chinese in Soho - anyway I know there was complimentary rice.)

In mischievous moods the party set about having an eating competition (this is why I think it was Indian) and Jake being quite shrewd and up for winning the wager decided to avoid the hot spicy foods and just eat rice. Sure enough his plan worked, as over the course of what I guess must have been a good hour or so, his dozen or so sweating competitors had to throw in the towel (or napkin if you like)...

Jake won the sizable reward but best of all for him, he had made a fun impact on the guys he'd not yet been comfortable breaking the ice with that evening and now felt he was a real part of the fun. They payed up tipped the patient waiters who had not batted an eyelid at the proceedings and off they went to continue their drinking in a number of bars and clubs.

At some stage Jake started to feel a considerable amount of discomfort as the rice expanded in his belly and, in between bars he slowed up and fell behind his friends, grasping his sides feeling really really pained.

The pain (and the drink) eventually immobolised him and he sat and then lay on the kerb groaning in agony. Concerned passer-bys stopped asking if he was OK and whether he required an ambulance.

The birthday party noticed Jake's absence and a few retraced their steps to find him, shortly coming across the small crowd now gathered around their friend who now was frantically crying for help. As they pushed through the people to come to his aid Jake was ripping off his trousers...

Yep! right there and then with a load of onlookers and two merciless buddies Jake had no option but to cr4p the nastiest mess all over himself his clothes and the street.

I laugh every time I think about this it's near reduced me to tears just recounting it to you... why is someone else's painful humiliation SO DAMN FUNNY?

yes, today i learned all the things we can do with balls.............and i dont mean the nuts.