most physically attractive farm animal?

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i'll be blunt.  i'm hideously ugly, so i likely have little chance with a human female.  so...if you were to have a relationship with a farm animal, platonic at first, what would you choose?   i'm kinda traditional so i'd like to start out slow and see where things go from there.  i guess i'm looking for something that is fairly athletic, but not too muscular.  a pretty mane is a plus, but in all honesty, donkeys and horses seem too large. i've toyed with the idea of domesticated fowl, but figured that since i am a mammal, that would be a little too adventerous for my tastes.  i'm not too picky about living arrangements.  i guess a barn would be suitable so long as i have access to a fully functional bathroom.  any suggestions?

joe619ca · Accepted Answer

your mom...fag

Sareeg · Answer

lmao this is disgusting, are you serious?!? thats animal abuse!!! I feel very sorry for whatever animal you choose to molest. Try to find a very ugly human lady. They need lovin too, your sicka** might have a chance. Women are like dog doo, the older they are the easier they get to pick up.

Anonymous · Answer

LMAO this must be a joke your great and if i wouldnt personally have relations with a farm animal but the most common one i have heard about is a sheep.

Candace · Answer

if this is actually a serious question I think that you need counciling. if your self esteem is that low that you can see yourself with animals then you need some mental help and I am not saying that to be mean. you don't have to be a supermodel or some person a the cover of a magazine to find love. get some help. PLEASE

turtle33 · Answer

This is a little weird I will admit, but I've always thought pygmy goats were cute, in a look that goat is so cute kind of way.

datcubanshawtyuluv · Answer

maybe a bunny? or one of thos miniature horses that r like dog size lol this is funny

guitarplayer411 · Answer

cat, but im not sure you could fit your phallus into the cat's anus or vagina.

I guess a n u s is a forbidden word.

? · Answer

First of all, that's really gross!! 
Second, isn't it illegal to have sex with animals? 
Third, get help immediately.

butterflyieskelly · Answer

if you think you that ugly put a ******* bag over your head and **** the **** out of a pig.

Anonymous · Answer

They have a name for this. Bestiality, which is illegal in most states.

kimmyisahotbabe · Answer

Dog is probably best.

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