Whats the most embarassing thing that ever happened to you at work? school? or anywhere?

It was my first day at a new high school and everyone was gathering for the welcome assembly. They have this thing where they call all the new students up onto the stage and say their name. When they called mine, i fell up the stairs and then when i was walking off the stage, I got tangled in the curtain because i was so panicked.

In middle school I accidentally flashed a boy while jump-roping in a tube top and open button-down T, so from then on..I wore wired strapless bras over spandex tube bras under straplesses...

In elemtary school, I had very bad seasonal allergies...when we were taking a test, my eyes welled up in tears...my neighboring students were very distracted by the flooding tears... but I couldn't control them since the teacher had left the window open for the pollen to continually fly in.

In high school when I had campylobacter from food poisoning, I had diarrhea in my pants in the midst of class...I ran out, no body noticed BUT then the worry that someone in the hall would...I ran to the locker room for my gym sweatpants to change to..then, crossed my fingers that it would non involuntarily occur again before I got home. Thus, I skipped school the following day.

At work? When I used to be a babysitter, I spotted a beetle of some sort on the wall while I was making lunch for the kids... then, with insectophobia, I couldn't get myself to kill the thing...the 3-year old was even more brave than me to kick it around... but we ended up letting it die a slow death after being smacked around a few times...and then, this meant I over-cooked her ravioli...she told her mom about the bug and the soggy ravioli incidents... but luckily it was taken as not too big a of a deal...

Any other place? Hm, well, walking into the men's BR while 2 men were using the wall stalls.

I was at church. We were in Sunday school sitting in a circle. Three ladies were across from me. I had my Bible on my lap. When I glanced dow n I noticed that the pages were white. Actually the pages of my Bible are off white. I had gone to Sunday School with my fly open. I was embarrassed and just a little upset that nobody told me. I'm sure I turned beet red. I got up walked out and accidentily slammed the door making things even worse.

Fell down the stairs at a party and all people pointed and laughed whilst I lay on the floor writhing in discomfort. Or whilst in DC, I slipped on a puddle on a hectic highway, and to make issues worse, I set loose an exceedingly loud fart whilst doing so. smh

I accidentally went into the men's bathroom at school and didn't relize it until I saw the urinals on the walls, and freaked out. As I turned to leave, I saw this guy(fully clothed), just totally stare at me in shock, because here I was, a girl, who was in the boys' bathroom!

A couple of months ago I put what I thought was a box of cigars that was sent to my boss in the refrigerator they were in there for a couple of days because he was out of town, when he came back I go them out he open them and it wasn't cigars, it was a cellphone & 40 dollars.( everyone teased me including him) I said just look at it as cold hard cash or a cold call.

i attended a wrong class in college... it took me 30 minutes to realize that i cant follow what my teacher is sayin & that my subjects were mixed up.