What is the best pickup line you have ever heard?

Ask two questions:

1. Will you answer my next question just like you answered this one?

2. Will you sleep with me?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

You know, I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I together, I'd get 69.

In a nightclub:

My brother was making his rounds and heard two(white)women talking about the kind of men they like - one described a man like Tom Cruise - the other one said "I want a man who's tall, dark and handsome"... my brother steps up and said "here I am!"

So, who do you think is the best looking man in this place? Girl answered George Strait. He replied, "Huh, what are your chances of going on with him?"

Guy: Did it hurt?

Girl (would most likely say somen' like this): What hurt?

Guy: When you fell.

Girl: from where?

Guy: The sky. You must have fallen from the sky because you are so beautiful

Wanna go halves on a baby?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

can i just say that you have a beautiful smille?

worked on me

did it hurt? ( other persons answer what hurt?) when you fell from heaven. lol all-time favorite!!!!