Do any of you know any calculator jokes?

55378008 - turn it upside-down!!

There is a girl with 69 boobs (type in 69), but thought that was too, too, too much (type in 222). She only wanted 51 boobs (type in 51). so she went to doctor X (press multiply button) on 8th street (type 8), and she got (press equals and flip the calculator over) BOOBLESS.

To clarify, your calculator shold calculate:

6922251 x 8= 55378008 When you flip your calculator over, it should appear to say Boobless

If you get a scientific calculator with a hex function you can type in FAECESFACE (FECESFACE in US English) as it adds the letters a-f to suppliment the ten numerals. This is about the rudest thing I can get on my calculator.

11669 x 3 = 35007

Read it as you enter the numbers. 1 girl, she's 16, at a party with 69 guys and she screws them all three times (x3) how does she feel?? Upside down = Loose....

A calculator, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.............. sorry, I don't know any

7734 upsidedown