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Tiger J
Tiger J asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 2 decades ago

Who did this?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

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  • G.O.
    Lv 5
    2 decades ago
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    Probably the same guy who looked at that cow and first said "Mmmmm, I'm gonna slice that cow open for some nice juicy steak!", and also first said "That cow sure looks like a nice pair of boots, and jacket."

  • gerbil31603
    Lv 5
    2 decades ago

    The Farmer

  • sweet_scentsation2001
    Lv 5
    2 decades ago

    LOL! I have never really thought about that before! Good question.

    S.S.

  • August_Virgo
    2 decades ago

    guess u got a lot of time to think bout such things...... go on...... the answer will come to u by yourself....

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  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    THE COW'S PARTNER

  • makalmorte
    2 decades ago

    a man who could not milk his wife

    Source(s): Adam the first man
  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    milk maid

  • Anita V
    2 decades ago

    tha claf...baby cow

  • ?24?
    Lv 4
    2 decades ago

    some moron.

    thats why i drink soy milk.

  • worboi21
    2 decades ago

    marilyn manson?

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