What does it mean when the grim reaper knocks twice?

Um, no one was home the first time?

It means you kick him in the gut and send him flying off your front step and tell him not to come back. Did you ever see that little movie that went around. The guy answers the door and kicks the Reaper in the gut so hard and with so much gusto it was great.

grim reapers don't knock. they have a lot of common sense. they want to surprise the victim.

and btw, grim reapers aren't real, so don't expect them to knock!

if he knocks three times on the ceiling, he's after tony orlando and dawn.

twice on the pipes, i have no clue.

it means he missed you the first time so he came back a second time

You have just enough time to hide in the closet.

it means hes going to kill you twice.

You can run, but you can't hide.

it means.. dont answer the door!!

That you are about to die... =)