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How come when I wear my Ray-Ban glasses...?

I can still see my friend Ray? They're supposed to block out all harmful Rays. Although he's my friend, he has smellier gas than my dogs get! He's very harmful in that manner, and it still stinks even when I wear the glasses! Am I entitled to a full refund?!

Update:

His gas even attacked me in a room by going UPWIND against a fan set on high! It was like a spawning salmon - it would not be denied! We're talking BAD gas here, folks!

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  • 2 decades ago
    Favorite Answer

    heh

    hah

    bahahahahahaha

    Reminds of the glasses from Douglas Addams' Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy books. Ultimate Stress Free or something like that. When you notice anything that might upset you, like a bus hurtling at you with the driver screaming NO BRAKES and you're unable to get out of the way, the glasses go completely black and impossible to see through. Thus taking away any annoying or upsetting information and rendering you stress free.

  • 7 years ago

    Try this one, one of my favorite site.

  • Kevin
    Lv 5
    2 decades ago

    lol

    I think you can file a lawsuit. That's false advertising: they're supposed to ban Rays, but it didn't work!

  • 2 decades ago

    IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED RAYBANDS FOR YOUR NOSE AND YOUR FRIEND NEED TO BE CLEANED OUT WITH AN EMEMA

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  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    i didnt even understand your question.

  • 2 decades ago

    LOL

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